Hazel Coffey

Hazel Coffey was a medical officer on the Blue Dwarf. She had the rank of Nurse and was an important part of the Blue Dwarf crew.

History
Hazel was born in the buffet line on a Norwegian cruise ship, seconds after her mother had reached for the shrimp salad.

While Hazel was growing up, she lived in several different places including Belfast, Copenhagen, and an un-named town in Arizona.

Hazel was torn between choosing a career in medicine or becoming a hair dresser. However, impressed by the typography on a Jupiter Mining Company recruitment poster, she joined up to be trained as a nursing/medical assistant in the Academy. The only blot on her career is the time she gave a mohawk to a senior officer while he was in a coma, breaking regulation #782, subsection 42a.

Hazel studiesd surgery to someday become a doctor, possibly even a plastic surgeon. She had spent most of her career on the Blue Dwarf but hoped someday to transfer to a ship with a better colour scheme, perhaps the famed JMC Mauve Nova.

Appearance
Hazel was around 5'5'' and could have been described as pixie-ish. She had hazel eyes and short vibrant purple hair.

Personality
Hazel was a self-described cheerily depressed individual. Greeting even the most horrible situations with gleeful upbeatness, she managed to put a bright, twisted spin on it. Opinions on how this affects patients is divided. Despite this, she mixed clinical efficiency with a keen desire to move up the command ladder, studying surgery in her spare time. In social life, friends found themselves the subject of bizarre hairdressing experiments and numerous bleak opinions muttered with an intense smile.

Her interests were darts, hairdressing, bacon sandwiches, classical modern music (Depeche Mode) and Fyodor Dostoevsky. When drunk she rambled on about either existentialism and proper ways to cook tapioca pudding, often mixing the two up. She was the ship's darts champion.

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